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I have had

US beer(s)
Light beer(s)
Reduced alcohol beer(s)
Pint(s) of beer
Malt liquor(s)
Glass(es) of table wine
Glass(es) of Champagne
Glass(es) of Fortified/Dessert wine
Bloody Mary(s)
Gin and Tonic(s)
Highball(s)
Irish Coffee(s)
On the Rocks
Pina Colada(s)
Screwdriver(s)
Tom Collins
Whiskey Sour(s)
Margarita(s)
Airline miniature(s)
Gimlet(s)
Old-fashioned(s)
Mint Julep(s)
Black Russian(s)
Dry Martini(s)
Manhattan(s)
Rob Roy(s)
Double(s) on the Rocks
Frozen Daquiri(s)
over a period of hour(s)².

I am Male Female
(Explanation of gender differences in Blood
Alcohol Concentration)

and I weigh Pounds Kilograms

and I live in

United States
Australia
Austria
Belgium
Canada
Cyprus
Finland
France
Korea
Hong Kong
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Portugal
South Africa
Spain
Sweden
Taiwan
United Kingdom
United States

(so that the result is displayed in the appropriate units).

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About the Drink Wheel

The Intoximeters Inc. "Drink Wheel"¹ is a form that you can fill out. Upon completion we will instantly compute your estimated blood/breath alcohol concentration ("BAC") based on the information that you have provided and return that estimate to you. It is presented as a public service to Intoximeters web site visitors. Its primary purpose is to provide useful information about the responsible use of alcohol.

Why is it called a "Drink Wheel"?

We call it the "Drink Wheel" because it is based on various paper and cardboard BAC calculators that are given out in alcohol awareness programs, some of which are in the form of a wheel that you can spin around to calculate your estimated BAC based on what and how much you have had to drink.

Disclaimer

It would be extremely foolish for us
to pretend that our "Drink Wheel" can tell you what your BAC actually is, first because it would open us up to an incredible amount of potential liability and second if it really did work accurately there would be no need for anyone to buy the instruments that we make and sell.

A person's actual BAC is dependent on many complex factors, including their physical condition (body composition, health etc...) and what they have recently ingested (including food, water, medications and other drugs). This site includes a more detailed discussion of the Pharmacology and Disposition of alcohol in humans.

The results that are generated are rough estimates of an average healthy person's BAC assuming typical beverage sizes, recipes and alcohol content. The BAC estimates generated by the Drink Wheel should not be used to infer anyone's fitness to work, drive or perform any other task or duty.

I Shall Be Forgotten

It's been a long day.
A glorious sunrise gave way to morning fog and rain.
Noon broke the clouds and cleared the sky.
The sun still shines bright but the shadows are getting long.
Twilight approaches and the night not long after.
Memories of the day will linger through the evening,
But a new day will dawn and yesterday will be gone.
The childrens children will remember fondly the silly old man with the huge mustache.
Their progeny may see faded photos of someone they really can't place.
The wind and the tide will erase all traces of footprints in the sand or any evidence of my passage.
So,I will live today in today, for tomorrow I shall be forgotten.

I'm so tired of being "strong".
Trying to be perfect makes me weary.
My patience and tolerance ebbs.
I yearn to be "bad".
Just a little evil.
I want to fuck up.
To have the need to be forgiven.
I'd like to see if anyone loves me as much as I love.
Ah, but that's just a pipe dream.
A fantasy born of self pity.
And anyway there would be no accomplice.
No one willing to contribute to my delinquency.
Or should I say...

I'm spent.